Fifty Shades of What-The-Fuck

Anonymous asked: Hi there, I know you've already said it several times and I apologize for being repetitive, but where again did you download a PDF of the trilogy? I want to download it and read it just to see how bad it is.

Don’t worry :) I found it on kickasstorrents.com Just type in Fifty Shades of Grey and it should have a pdf of the three of them :)
Enjoy [or not] :P and more importantly - good luck! You’ll need that! 

Anonymous asked: OMG thank you! that book is a load of crap, I don't know, for the life of me, how this garbage is actually considered "classy" and "sweet". There are much better (and tasteful) romance and erotic novels. Romance and erotic literature have forever been tarnished. Anyway, that is my little rant. I'll go back to my life now.

Thank you very much for your rant :) It’s perfectly spot on :3 And thank you for agreeing with my blog!! ^^

Anonymous asked: You deserve a medal, a lot of hugs and an unlimited supply of cold beer after not only reading the book but analysing it and creating a community that allows people to see that not everyone loves FSOG.

Awwwwwhhhh you’re too kind!! [Though I won’t turn down the beer xD] Glad to know you’re part of this community! 

oh FUCK no.

http://ca.omg.yahoo.com/news/emma-watson-star-50-shades-grey-152220315.html

I want to punch a wall.

Anonymous asked: you have inspired me to create an auto correct blog for fsog, I really hope I'm not "copying" you as such but I haven't seen one that has actually corrected the grammar of the book (apart from you of course) autocorrect-fsog if you want to know :)

Oh, I’m glad you did!! :D Please, be my guest ^^ The more people out there that do this, the better!! :D

totallycaesar asked: Today my MOTHER asked my sister and me if we had a copy of this shit book for her to read because her co-workers said it was 'actually quite good, and wonderfully written'. I've never felt so ashamed of anyone in my life.

Ouchies…. No no, don’t be ashamed of your mother - she can’t help not knowing how utterly bad it is, especially if someone else recommended it to her. But I do hope you can convince her not to read it and point out it’s the most dreadful book ever written!

Anonymous asked: I saw on The Colbert Report that there is a hotel in England that has replaced all the bibles in their hotel with copies of 50 SHADES OF GREY. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW

That ruined my entire day, I’m telling you. 

It’s so much beyond ridiculous that it can’t possibly get any worse. I hope.

Anonymous asked: I bet the brain-retarded little girls/middle-aged women getting wet over this piece of shit think Joffery from Game of Thrones is like suuuuuuuper sexy, and get turned on by his use of a crossbow.

*snort* I just started Game of Thrones last week, so oh boy, I can say you’re probably right xD

Anonymous asked: I was going about my usual life and everyone was all 'This book is good!' and I was all 'Oh, dear god!' and then I found this. My faith in humanity is still in a critical condition, but stable. Thanks, so very glad there are more sane people out there!!!

Oh mi gosh, thank you so much!! <3

Anonymous asked: All of their stupid talk about music and how Ana basically thinks "Ooooh, he loves music, he can't be all that bad!" I think of Patrick Bateman and his love for Huey and the News. If they make the movie, I vote the Bateman kills them both.

Bahahaha!!

I just really, really, reaaalllyyyyy hope that the directors turn it into this psycho thriller… I’d honestly watch the shit out of it.

Anonymous asked: Are you aware of the Fifty Shades of Grey song done by AVbyte on youtube? If not, you should go watch it.

YES!!! The FSOG musical!! Absolutely brilliant!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leT-4Y1l7NY

Anonymous asked: I was thinking about Inception and about the Twilight and 50 Shades books. Since 50 shades is a fanfic of Twilight (here's when the inception comes) and people are making fanfics of 50 shades, so when those fanfics follow the route of 50 shades and become published then people are going to make fanfics of that and so on and so forth. We're all stuck in an inception that we cant get rid of or and endless loop of WTF and "Why... Why make horrid books" D:

ASDFGHJKJHGF 

I think the most flat out obvious example of this entire series being plagiarized is in the 3rd book when she gets pregnant. She has an ultrasound, and the doctor says something to the effect of “there, the little blip.”, and Ana takes to referring to the baby as her “Little Blip”. Anyone who’s read Twilight remembers the god awful references to Bella’s “Little Nudger”. I just wanted to punch something.

dickextraordinaire asked: They'll probably release a franchise riding crop that goes from white to black in fifty well defined segments.

DON’T GO GIVING THEM IDEAS!!! :P Ahaha, yeah I wouldn’t be surprised if that happens…

spookymermaids asked: I'm currently hate-reading these books because I get bored and download things and one of the main problems I have is that the first book and half of the second take place within like, THREE OR FOUR WEEKS, in which they tell each other they love each other and get engaged! SO many things wrong there. Also, if you count how many days actually pass.. it seems like way more than 3 weeks.. but what do I know

I too had the same thoughts. I mean - like the second time they met for a coffee or what was it, when they parted she was all ‘And there go my smashed dreams, hopes and feelings for our future’ or something along those lines. And I was there yelling at the book like, YOU FREAK OF NATURE, YOU’VE SPENT A TOTAL OF 30 MINUTES WITH HIM. GROW UP. YOU DON’T LOVE HIM, HELL YOU CAN’T EVEN LIKE HIM FOR ANYTHING EXCEPT THE FACT THAT HE’S HOT.