Fifty Shades of What-The-Fuck

This blog is a snarky commentary and review of the infamous 50 Shades of Grey. It's for entertainment purposes only-taking the utter and complete piss, making ridiculous, sarcastic remarks, and generally wiping the floor with what possibly is the worst published piece of literature the 21st century has ever encountered. If you don't like what you see-please leave. If not, please welcome, feel at home and ENJOY YOUR JOURNEY!
Other things that can be wondered idly about: James can wonder idly about how many times she can use a word in a paragraph before it becomes obvious Ana can wonder idly about how many variations of Holy ___ she can find She can also wonder idly about how many colours and nationalities she can blush before setting fire to herself. Christian can wonder idly how many $1,000+ gifts will he have to give Ana before she’ll sign the damn contract  Ana can wonder idly whether her lip will hold in place after biting it for the duration of the entire book I can wonder idly how much more patience will I have with this book.

Other things that can be wondered idly about:

James can wonder idly about how many times she can use a word in a paragraph before it becomes obvious

Ana can wonder idly about how many variations of Holy ___ she can find

She can also wonder idly about how many colours and nationalities she can blush before setting fire to herself.

Christian can wonder idly how many $1,000+ gifts will he have to give Ana before she’ll sign the damn contract 

Ana can wonder idly whether her lip will hold in place after biting it for the duration of the entire book

I can wonder idly how much more patience will I have with this book.

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