Fifty Shades of What-The-Fuck

This blog is a snarky commentary and review of the infamous 50 Shades of Grey. It's for entertainment purposes only-taking the utter and complete piss, making ridiculous, sarcastic remarks, and generally wiping the floor with what possibly is the worst published piece of literature the 21st century has ever encountered. If you don't like what you see-please leave. If not, please welcome, feel at home and ENJOY YOUR JOURNEY!
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:


This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this


I need this book in my life! Someone please buy me this book! I’ll love you 5ever!!!

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

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I need this book in my life! Someone please buy me this book! I’ll love you 5ever!!!

(Source: m3lodigression, via there-are-some-who-call-me-tim)

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